That all changed right before the ball was tipped, when Noel excused himself from the game because he had to … umm … use the facilities.

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Nothing like a bout of nausea to get a basketball game started.

Noel eventually returned to the court, and upon entering the game, promptly smacked his head on the side of the backboard during an alley-oop dunk.