Meet the Luv Guv, part two: New York’s David Paterson, who fessed up—on his Inauguration Day!—to “several” extramarital affairs. Can it get any more nuts? Score: 60

Yes! Anything N.Y. can do, Jersey can do sleazier. Outed ex-gov. Jim McGreevey, his wife and their chauffeur give new meaning to the term “triangulation.” Score: 61